Random Questions For Grublygold

Random Questions for Grublygold.

Q: Where do you live ?

A: Under a @#*%* bridge

Q: You smell like a rotting Yak, don’t you wash off in the creek now and then ?

A: Yes, every day, but have you smelled the creek lately. Rotting Yak is an improvement.

Q: Do you have a girl friend ?

A: Just what do you think you stupid @#*&**^#*&@ son of a motherless #@*!!!

Q: So that’s a no ?

A: Yeah, that’s a big negitory.

Q: Don’t you look for work ?

A: Hah, you go bathe every day in a swamp filled with dog urine and cow crap then see if anyone wants to hire you.

Q: If all the monkeys in the world sat on each others shoulders, would they be taller than Everest ?

A: Is this what you academic types think about all day ? No wonder this world is so fucked. And yes, they most definitely would be.

Q: What do you have in your pockets ?

A: Errr……..an old gum wrapper, a doll leg, five cents and three newts…….no wait one newt, this big guy ate the other two.

Q: If I make this face..( bletharrrthrpt ) do I look like the clown from It ?

A: Christ asshole!! Would you please never do that again.

Q: Sorry, um… if it meant that you could sleep with Hillary Duff for a year, would you give up alcohol for Lent ?

A: Nope.

Q: Oh come on, are you serious?

A: Hey pal I’ll let you in on a little secret. Drink enough alcohol, and all girls will look like Hillary Duff.

Q: No kiddin, even my girlfriend over there?

A: Over wh…Yipe!! Sorry dude, drinking ain’t gonna cure that type of ugly, I’d kiss a baboon on the ass before I’d try drinking that one pretty……….umm she’s behind me isn’t she………

Due to injury the segment, Random questions for Grublygold was cut short.