Cads Hilarious Camping Gags.

Ah the great out doors. Fishing, hiking, trail mix and mositos. Every year when the snows melt in the high country, people across the nation unfailingly turn their heads to gaze wistfully at the high mountain peaks.
( Unless of course you live in Kansas or Nebraska. Who knows what the hell you guys gaze at.)
Drawn by some unexplainable primal urge, scores of people each year leave their well ordered lives behind and set forth into the wilds. Sadly however most of those who do this are wholy unprepared for anything having to do with non dammed rivers, non trimmed bushes, or non tamed animals. For many this trip back to a simpler time ends in a horridly gruesome death. Others are luckier, the lucky ones arrive safely at their destinations, only to realize that they haven’t the slightest idea what the hell they are going to do for the next week of their lives. It is for these people that I have created my list of Hilarious Camping Gags.
Weather fighting extreme boredom brought on by an absolute ineptitude at anything wilderness related, or just looking for a chuckle, this list is for you. But first, a word from my lawyers.

Warning!! Trying any thing at all in this guide can and most definitely will cause extreme pain and in some cases nasty death. Use said guide at your own risk.

1: Wait until your buddy goes off to collect fire wood, then stuff a porcupine in his sleaping bag.
Imagine his surprise when he crawls in to bed at night and gets hundreds of sharp barbed quills in his leggs and ass. “Oh you guys” he’ll say, then you will all share a huge laugh.

2: Empty the food out of the cooler, and place an enraged badger inside. you can enrage the badger by picking up the cooler and shaking it once the badger is safely in.
( Remember, shake the badger after you put him in the cooler!!! Not before!!)
Wait for your friend to return from his unsuccessful fishing trip, then ask him to go to the cooler and get you a beer.

3: Wait until someone from your party dozes off while fishing down by the lake. Sneak up on him or her, and gently place the hook from their line in their mouth. Then shake them awake and shout hurry pull!! You got a big one!! Their knee jerk reaction will set the hook and provide hours of entertainment as they struggle to remove the hook from their lip with a pair of combination tweezers, saw, spoon and mini wrench tool.

4: Wait until all have left camp for the day. Then drag all the tents aside and dig deep pits beneath every one of them. Line the bottoms of the pits with sharpened stakes. Once you are done, move the tents back into place. This is a fun spin on the old Russian Rulet game, the first one to crawl back into their tent plunges head first onto the stakes!! (GOTCHA!!) All are sure to find this very funny.

5: Use a syringe to pump gasoline into all the marshmallows. Sit way back when it comes time for roasting, and have fun watching everyone get burning napalmy marshmallow goo blasted into their faces.
( Kids find this joke especially funny)

6: Transplant a nest of yellow jackets in to your buddy’s guitar before he hauls it out to play around the camp fire. They’ll be asleep at night, but a few good strums will wake them up in a hurry!
If you can get a friend who is allergic to bees this gag is even funnier. Then as a side gag, you can replace their life saving Epinephrine shot with a syringe that contains pancake syrup.

So you see friends, the woods don’t have to be a hopelessly boring place, with a little imagination camping can be loads of fun for all ages!!