Ten Reasons Why Sponges Are Better Than Guinea Pigs For Washing Dishes.
1: Sponges don’t shed.
2: A wet sponge smells better than a wet Guinea Pig.
3: Sponges don’t sneak off while you are rinsing.
4: Sponges don’t squeal and try to bite you when you wring them out.
5: PITA never opened a hot can of woopass on anyone for wiping a sponge across a soapy cheese grater.
6: If you ruin your sponge you can just go buy another one. Pet stores get mighty suspicious if you ruin to many
Guinea Pigs.
7: A sponge doesn’t pee when it gets scared.
8: A sponge is easier to clean up if you accidentally drop it in the garbage disposal.
9: A sponge won’t drown.
10: A sponge was designed for dish washing, that’s it’s primary reason for being. I don’t know what the hell a
Guinea Pig is for, but it’s not for dish washing that’s for shure..........kittens however.........
1: Sponges don’t shed.
2: A wet sponge smells better than a wet Guinea Pig.
3: Sponges don’t sneak off while you are rinsing.
4: Sponges don’t squeal and try to bite you when you wring them out.
5: PITA never opened a hot can of woopass on anyone for wiping a sponge across a soapy cheese grater.
6: If you ruin your sponge you can just go buy another one. Pet stores get mighty suspicious if you ruin to many
Guinea Pigs.
7: A sponge doesn’t pee when it gets scared.
8: A sponge is easier to clean up if you accidentally drop it in the garbage disposal.
9: A sponge won’t drown.
10: A sponge was designed for dish washing, that’s it’s primary reason for being. I don’t know what the hell a
Guinea Pig is for, but it’s not for dish washing that’s for shure..........kittens however.........
posted by Cad Grublygold at 4:38 PM
4 Comments:
Eeeeek. That's all I can say. eeeeeeeeeek.
Well, I am quite middle of the road when it comes the whole fluffy kitten for which cleaning implement debate. Guinea Pigs on the other hand - I vote for the party ticket every time.
I adore you Cad Grublygold. Do you know this?
Yeah Ev, eeeeek about sum's it up I'm afraid.
Howdy Hen. Glad to see you on the blogs.
I adore you to Mr. Flint.
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